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August 09

Thereis a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the TickleMe
Elmo toys.

The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

Well, Lena is hired at The TickleMe Elmo factory and she reports for
her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.

The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at thePersonnel Manager's
door.

The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new
employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the wholeline is
backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2
men march down to the factory floor.

When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me
Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.
At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountainsof Tickle
Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small
marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of
fabric,
wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package
between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of
hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena.

"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face,"but
I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..."

"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.

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