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    August 09

    Durex vacancy

    A fella goes for a job in the Quality Assurance department at Durex. The foreman takes him 'round the plant and shows him all the machinery And offers him the job.
     
    "What will the role entail exactly?" Asks the interviewee.
     
    "Well", says the foreman, "You have to check 1 in a hundred", And proceeds to remove one of the rubbers from the Production line, stretches it, holds it up to the Lights, Then places it over his penis and calls the secretary over. She proceeds to hitch her skirt up, pull her knickers down and bends over. The foreman gives her a good rogering, after he's finished he removes the Prophylactic, stretches it, holds it up to the light again to confirm no holes. "Easy as that", he says.
     
    "When do I start?" Asks the fella, unable to believe his luck.
     
    "Monday, 8:00 sharp!"
     
    Naturally, our hero hardly sleeps a wink all Sunday night, and is outside The Durex factory waiting to get in at 6:30. Anyway, the production line starts up and the fella faithfully counts as
    100 ribbed black mambos, (lubricated with sensodol for extra comfort).
     
    He picks up the 101st, stretches it and holds it up to the light to check For holes then pulls it over his old man and calls the secretary over. Over she comes, grabs hold of his manhood, and proceeds to rigorously Masturbate him
     
    Rather startled and confused, the fella just looks at the secretary Who says...?
     
     
     "Sorry, company policy. You've got to work a week in hand"


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